milk&honey.

"(314): On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?"

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:01:25 -0500

“(314): On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?”

- texts from last night

"Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly."

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:39:56 -0500

““Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.””

- Neil Gaiman (via kari-shma)

gatekeeper: endofmarch:id0be1ieve:pinpricks:Hans van...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:36:37 -0500

gatekeeper:

endofmarch:id0be1ieve:pinpricks:Hans van Bentem

i will have this. reminds me of peter pan.

littlemiss: “Before we met, I thought, ‘I’m just going to fall...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:33:35 -0500

littlemiss:

“Before we met, I thought, ‘I’m just going to fall completely in love with this guy’. Once I met him, I thought, ‘Well, it’s true. Leonardo DiCaprio is incredibly beautiful, but no way’. He’s just so normal and so — what’s the word I’m looking for? — fundamental. Very chatty and so funny that we laughed and joked around. Everybody kept saying, ‘God, you two just get on so well’. Leo and I sometimes still talk about it and say, ‘Oh, should we have an affair just for the hell of it?’ But we wind up agreeing, ‘No, we couldn’t, because we’d laugh too much’. We just wouldn’t be able to take it seriously.” -Kate Winslet

(via tenderbuttons)

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:29:08 -0500

(via tenderbuttons)

"Miley Cyrus is famous, but there are still some people out there who’ve never heard of “Hannah..."

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:28:29 -0500

“Miley Cyrus is famous, but there are still some people out there who’ve never heard of “Hannah Montana.” When Cyrus and a friend came into the Pop Burger on East 58th Street and ordered, the counter manager asked for her name to mark the order. She snapped back, “Are you serious? You don’t recognize me? I’m Miley Cyrus.” The counterman still had no clue who she was, ran her credit card with her name on it and shrugged, “That’s nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day.””

- page6 (via meredithnyc)

Put in my place like yeah

Dissed to my face like yeah

(via hortenseg)

(via missworld)

sheldoncooper: fujiidom: The Big Bang Theory 3.09 - The...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:26:28 -0500

sheldoncooper:

fujiidom:

The Big Bang Theory 3.09 - The Vengeance Formulation

He wore a suit to a phone interview. A suit. To an interview over the phone. ♥

sheldoncooper: shirtoid: The Friendship Algorithm Flowchart...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:26:09 -0500

sheldoncooper:

shirtoid:

The Friendship Algorithm Flowchart available at ThinkGeek

(via gatekeeper)

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:23:41 -0500

(via gatekeeper)

thingsgohazy: nostalgicdreams:pirouettelove:(via illiejane)

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:21:37 -0500

thingsgohazy:

nostalgicdreams:pirouettelove:(via illiejane)

thingsgohazy: captainkirk: THIS NEWS HAS UPSET JACK. BUT THEN...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:20:12 -0500

thingsgohazy:

captainkirk:

THIS NEWS HAS UPSET JACK.

BUT THEN AGAIN WHAT DOESN’T?

(via gatekeeper)

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:09:45 -0500

(via gatekeeper)

fuckyeahtwilight: taylortallegra: sisterspock: fuckyeahslightl...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:07:16 -0500

fuckyeahtwilight:

taylortallegra:

sisterspock:

fuckyeahslightlyamusing:

“I’m beginning to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!”

(submitted by Siobhan)

OH GOD XD LOLOLOL

(via ragetoons)

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:05:19 -0500

(via ragetoons)

"My personal life is a postscript to my novels; it consists of the sentence, ‘And I mean it.’"

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:52:46 -0500

“My personal life is a postscript to my novels; it consists of the sentence, ‘And I mean it.’”

- Ayn Rand, Author’s Note to Atlas Shrugged. Despite what you think of her, you have to admit that this is an undeniably noble outlook and fairly badass, as well. (via bmichael) (via natface) (via aminamania)

"“This is the one.” The universe assures me from behind the counter. “But I thought you said the..."

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:50:59 -0500

“

“This is the one.” The universe assures me from behind the counter.

“But I thought you said the last one was the one.” I reply.

“No.” Says the universe. “I sold you that one so you would know that this, this is the one.”

“Is there another one?” I ask the universe.

“I can’t tell you.” They reply. “It’d ruin the surprise.”

”

- via: I wrote this for you (via kari-shma)

treblebase: HILARICAL!!! 11.23.2009 Haven’t seen UP yet, but...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:29:01 -0500

treblebase:

HILARICAL!!!

11.23.2009

Haven’t seen UP yet, but this seems a whole lot funnier.

thedailywhat:

Animated Short of the Day: To promote the recent release of Up on DVD and Blu-ray, Pixar has released a brand new animated short called George & AJ, detailing the events immediately following the two retirement home orderlies’ brief encounter with Carl prior to lift off.

For those who have yet to see the film: While the short doesn’t have much by way of spoilers, it will likely stir an irresistible urge to watch Up, thereby spoiling any other plans you may have had.

[via.]

nadiathinks: fantastic. suicideblonde: Mary Kate and Ashley...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:17:26 -0500

nadiathinks:

fantastic.

suicideblonde: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

(via audreyhepburncomplex)

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:08:09 -0500

(via audreyhepburncomplex)

"People will stare. Make it worth their while."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:07:10 -0500

“People will stare.
Make it worth their while.”

- ~ Harry Winston (via gatekeeper)