January 2010
(732):
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you...
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(707):
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got...
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you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could ‘set...
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(262):
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my...
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is...
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(480):
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!...
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the...
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly...
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Nobody has ever loaned me money. I mean, I was going to die on a few occasions....
– Courtney Love (via deppaddicted) (via missworld)
FRESH IS AN OPINION, LOVE IS OBJECTIVE, TASTE IS SELECTIVE, AND EXPRESSION IS MY...
– Yeezy (via thecool)
When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
– Mae West (via kari-shma)
Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain, heroin and a dead bird
missworld:
sparkus:
For the first time, Kurt brought up the idea of doing heroin. Courtney paused for a moment, but then agreed. They scored dope, went to his hotel, the Beverly Garland, prepared the drugs, and he injected her — Courtney couldn’t stand to handle a needle herself, so Kurt, the former needle-phobe, handled things for himself and her. After getting high they went out walking and...
And so I went through the looking glass, stepped into the netherworld, where up...
– Marya Hornbacher, Wasted (via milktrees) (via treeswithoutleaves) (via andbygodtherewillbedancing) (via thingsgohazy)
You never come back, not all the way. Always there is an odd distance between...
– Marya Hornbacher (via bangbangdinosex) (via missworld)
Marya Hornbacher is an amazing writer
missworld:
smilechelsea:
“I didn’t particularly want to live much longer than [twenty]. Life seemed rather daunting. It seems so to me even now. Life seemed like too long a time to have to stick around, a huge span of years through which one would be required to tap-dance and smile and be Great! and be Happy! and be Amazing! and be Precocious! I was tired of my life by the time I was sixteen....
When I took this show over, boy, there was a lot of animosity, between me and...
– Jay Leno in 2004 (via soupsoup)
There is a classic moment in ‘The Sun Also Rises’ when someone asks Mike...
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— Elizabeth Wurtzel, Prozac Nation
(via earlyfrost)
(via missworld)
I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for 20 minutes straight and that’s all...
– ~ the waitress (via gatekeeper)
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
– Texts From Last Night
(502): guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir...
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