Ferris Bueller/Tyler Durden Theory
benwoodall: My favorite thought-piece about Ferris Bueller is the “Fight Club” theory, in which Ferris Bueller, the person, is just a figment of Cameron’s imagination, like Tyler Durden, and Sloane is the girl Cameron secretly loves. One day while he’s lying sick in bed, Cameron lets “Ferris” steal his father’s car and take the day off, and as Cameron wanders around the city, all of his...
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HAREEM'S FUTURE CHILD
Hareem: If Indian movies are a way to reconnect with our culture, then hell yeah I’m glad I appreciate them. And I hope my kids will too! My kid will be an Alpha and perform in the SASA show. That’s how cultured he'll be.
Hibah: So your kid would be like Samir. He could have been an Alpha and he performed at SASA Show. Would you be happy with that?
Hareem: My kid would have to be cuter.
thecool: Lloyd - Hazel “up up and away we go”
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texts from last night →
It’s like FML, but drunk texts from last night. hilarious! “At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again”
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