December 2009
“i’m up against that bitch meryl streep.”
– meryl streep, on her dual golden globe nominations. (via brookehatfield) (via youmightfindyourself) (via noonish) (via friendlycynic) (via ammalovesyou)
“(204): you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was...”
– texts from last night
“(571): I’m wearing this super skanky ass dress that’s wayyy to...”
– texts from last night
“(647): if by ‘bottleservice’ you mean ‘bringing beers in my...”
– texts from last night
“Man I promise, she’s so self conscious
She has no idea what she’s doing in...”
– -kanye west (via dirtylittlestylewhore)
“I thought how strange it had never occurred to me before that I was only purely...”
– The Bell Jar, Sylvia Plath (via nostalgicdreams) (via longlivethequeen) (via thingsgohazy)
“Any man can love a million girls, but it takes a real man to love only one girl,...”
– Nicholas Jonas (via kathryn143) (via amandasthoughts)
missworld:
libraryland:
thenewinquiry:
“My God, I’d love to smash into the casket of Dostoevsky, grab that bony hand and scream at the remains, ‘Well done, you goddam genius.”’
-Mel Brooks, “Blazing Brooks” Time Magazine (1975)
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“(408): I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I...”
– texts from last night
“(201): My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says “property of...”
– texts from last night
“(734): If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns”
– texts from last night
"noh ssiw l"
kari-shma:
sarawayland:
I thought this was really clever so I must try it. (Try reading it upside down, credit to noelletty)
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“Well the free ride is over, bitches. On Monday, the President of these United...”
– Jon Stewart (via soupsoup)
How are Santa Claus and Tiger Woods different?
frangry:
Santa Claus stops after three hos.
“And you will find no fear here, in unkind words or the hardness of others.
And...”
– via: i wrote this for you (via kari-shma)