February 2009
Obama Pokes Fun At Rahm, Mentions The Blackberry...
thedailywhat:
Funny, funny stuff:
I am seriously glad to be here tonight at the annual Alfalfa dinner. I know that many you are aware that this dinner began almost one hundred years ago as a way to celebrate the birthday of General Robert E. Lee. If he were here with us tonight, the General would be 202 years old. And very confused. Now, this hasn’t been reported yet, but it was actually...
Girls Like Mysterious Guys
singlescoop:
ryanpurtill:
Now I don’t know a ton about girls, I’ll be the first to admit it. I don’t know if they like being hit on, if size matters, or where they pee out of. It’s a mystery like the bermuda triangle, but one thing I do know is that girls love a mysterious adventure.
This is why when I’m out on a date and things are getting a little stale, I will pay the waiter $40 to come...
it doesn’t matter cause I’m packing plastic and that’s what makes my life so...
– the fear - lily allen (via falconry) (via amandasthoughts)
January 2009
I couldn’t convince you that the blue you see is the same blue that I see....
– I Wrote This For You
718-971-5245
nickmcglynn:
lunchfood:david:webmarc:
Srsly. Call it. Right Now.
Last night, I saw you in my dreams .. And now I...
kari-shma:
- Kanye
Our president’s approval rating is somewhere between pictures of baby pandas on...
– Rachel Maddow (via uoma) (via soupsoup)
Obama's White House →
kari-shma:
ronniebruce:amyyy:(via peterwknox, jeralyndwile, lanajoy, & alcaniglia)
Great article describing how Obama runs the White House in terms of dress code, hours, etc.
'Arrested Development' movie: Tambor says Cera's... →
The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways—I to die and you to live....
– Socrates, quoted in: Plato’s Apology, sct. 42a. Last words of his speech to the court following the sentence of death imposed on him by the Athenians. (via havent-got-a-prayer)
Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?
– Faye Dunaway on the casting of Hilary Duff as Bonnie Parker in a remake of Bonnie & Clyde (via shiningstar) (via frangry)
written to no one in particular, but with a few...
havent-got-a-prayer:
This time, I’ll go slower. This time I’ll hold your hand more and fill your day with more I love you’s. This time I’ll cook you dinner and let you wake up in my arms more often. I’ll say exactly what’s on my mind and fill you in on each little color that comes in and out of my day. I’ll allow for more silences and candlelight baths. I’ll clean the house before you come...
College is about three things: school, fun, and sleep… but you can only pick...
– Unknown (via freshprince) (via philosoraptor) (via jessicachu) (via danawood) (via bitchville) (via singlescoop)
329. Don't underestimate your fertility.
havent-got-a-prayer:
(via rulesformyunbornson)
Random thought.
havent-got-a-prayer:
yourwrite:
I like the feeling of nakedness. Between the sheets. Yeah, nakedness in a nice warm bed. It’s so freeing. No barriers between skin and air.