I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.– Jack Handey
Andrew Else, 51, from the United Kingdom, was found dead after ingesting a massive amount of water from a garden hose. Else was suffering from a rare “aquaholic” disorder that resulted in an inability to quench his thirst for water. Aquaholics will go to great lengths to satisfy their urges. When undeterred, they can suffer and eventually die from water intoxication, a condition that...
New rules: I will stop calling George Bush a jackass when he stops calling me a...– Holy shit Greatest blog ever. Two old ladies getting pissed off about things. What was I thinking when I called Sarah Palin a bitch? « Margaret and Helen (via theoriginaljoefisher) (via soupsoup)
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I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I...– Andy Warhol (via kari-shma)
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The Phillies will be fucked if the Rays stay in a Holiday Inn Express tonight.– Comment on Deadspin. Due to the rain delay, the Rays returned to their hotel after checking out this morning only to find that there were no vacancies. (via thedailywhat)
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Dad: Who do you think is gonna win the series? Asif: I want to say Tampa, gotta represent Florida Ashna: I think Obama’s going to win
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A Japanese doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.” A German doctor said, “That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.” A British doctor said, “In my country, medicine...
It’s like Robin getting mad at Batman.– Obama, on McCain attacking Bush’s policies. I would have picked a less flattering analogy, but it gets the point across. (via thedailywhat)
I told you, folks are having a tough time making their electricity bills.– Obama, after the power went out during his rally in Reno, NV. (via thedailywhat)