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Meryl: Why don’t you let me fix you some of this new Mococoa drink? All natural cocao beans from the upper slopes of Mt. Nicaragua. No artificial sweeteners.
Truman: What the hell are you talking about? Who are you talking to?
Meryl: I’ve tasted other cocoas. This is the best.
Sheldon: Mom, what are you doing here?The Big Bang Theory 1.04 - The Luminous Fish Effect (for Ifraaan)Mary: Leonard called me.
Sheldon: I know, but why?
Leonard: Because one of the great minds of the twenty-first century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes.
Sheldon: This is not a serape, this is a poncho. A serape is open at the sides; a poncho is closed. This is a poncho. …And neither is a reason to call someone’s mother.
SHELDON: I.e., I couldn’t become Green Lantern unless I was chosen by the Guardians of Oa, but given enough startup capital and an adequate research facility, I could be Batman.
LEONARD: You could be Batman?
SHELDON: Sure. [raspy voice] I’m Batman. [normal voice] See?The Big Bang Theory 2.01 - “The Bad Fish Paradigm”
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